A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had recently bought two new dogs, and she asked what their names were. The blonde replied that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her companion commented, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming pets like that?’ ‘HELLLOOOOOO0……,’ said the blonde. ‘They’re watching dogs’!
Here is another joke: The pastor went to the dentist to get a set of fake teeth. He barely preached for eight minutes on the first Sunday after receiving his teeth. On the second Sunday, he only preached for 10 minutes. The following Sunday, he preached nonstop for nearly three hours, until the congregation realized he couldn’t stop and had him sit down. Concerned about his health, they inquired, “Are you okay? “What happened?”
The pastor explained, “Well, the first Sunday with my new teeth, my gums were uncomfortable, I couldn’t preach for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday, I felt like I could go a bit longer, maybe 10 minutes. But today, I accidentally placed my wife’s teeth in, and discovered I couldn’t shut up.The pastor went to the dentist to get a set of fake teeth.
He barely preached for eight minutes on the first Sunday after receiving his teeth. On the second Sunday, he only preached for 10 minutes. The following Sunday, he preached nonstop for nearly three hours, until the congregation realized he couldn’t stop and had him sit down. Concerned about his health, they inquired, “Are you okay? “What happened?”
The pastor explained, “Well, the first Sunday with my new teeth, my gums were uncomfortable, I couldn’t preach for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday, I felt like I could go a bit longer, maybe 10 minutes. But today, I accidentally placed my wife’s teeth in, and discovered I couldn’t shut up.